Nouvelles des ports

aquarelle marine - marine watercolor

Rafiots et compagnies

aquarelle marine cargo au mouillage - marine watercolor cargo ship at anchor

Nouvelles des escales

aquarelle marine - marine watercolor


L'Auto-vélo 20 mars 1924


OUR READERS WRITE TO US

- I think the Parisian boat is sinking. (Vergez.)
- Answer; What do you want this to do for us, as long as the province is better.

- Auto, you who can do everything, send all these athletes without distinction to cultivate our fields, this will give them muscles and will lower the price of bread. (Terranrich.)
- Answer: If it were up to me, I would gladly send all the idiots to cultivate the land, they have nothing to do in sport.

- Auto, why haven't you published the photos of the radiators for several days. (One who is in a hurry.)
- Answer: Neither Monday nor Tuesday.

- Tell Miss Rahna, the artist involved in your car race, that I adore her. (A devil.)
-Answer: The commission has been made, she told us that she doesn't care... not a lot.

- I'm passionate about sports and my sweet friend hates them. What to do? (Baby.)
- Answer: Slap him.

- Recognize that the provincial teams are better than those from Paris. (Gaston.)
- Answer: This is quite evident from the results.

- Why are you publishing: Pool of 3: Academia b. A.S. Amicale (mixed) by 4 goals to 2, given that no teammate from the A.S.A. didn't show up? (A disgusted hen.)
- Answer: Are you the hen of the 3?

- Why do you say that the football clubs of the South-East are making progress, given that they only reached the semi-finals thanks to the players poached by them from Paris? (Bedat.)
- Answer: Come on, we will be accused of bias in favor of the province!

- Auto, darling of my heart, my adored, my treasure, do the impossible so that the Société des Courses becomes the U.V.F. (One who wants, etc.)
- Answer: Very little for me.

- I tell you that Le Havre will win its semi-final by 2 to 0 and, if it does not win, number your odds up to 36 (An impartial one.)
- Answer: This guy is mad. To Pasteur.

- Fritsch will be killed. o. in two rounds by Bretonnel; isn't that your opinion? (A son to his father.)
- Answer: We are not very happy with our Predictions at the moment.

a little humor with the letters from Auto-vélo readers,