01 Haven't I already told you, my friend... This Mr. Durand almost married me!
Ah! So it no longer surprises me that he shakes my hand so vigorously when he meets me. (Drawing by Gaston Mas.)

02 What were you doing?
-I was a mounted agent. I was laid off. (Drawing by Henri Monier.)

03 What do you do after the theater?
I put on a shirt and go to bed. (London)

04 The modern young girl (to her provincial uncle who reluctantly offers her a cocktail).
-Much too sweet We will take the others drier (Life, New York)

05 This is the most modern wallpaper available, Sir, we have only been selling this for four years. (Drawing by Gaston Mas.)

06 Do you know where the bad kids who skip school go?
Usually fishing. (Drawing by Chancel.)